▲ 48 ▼ You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do? (thelemmy.club) submitted 11 months ago by Somelad@thelemmy.club to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 74 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago* (3 children) Time to get into sex work. I don't have anything I could sell that quickly, even. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Was my first thought tbh. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Well a beej is a beej. Some people ain't picky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) Gay dudes are really into me, even. I'm like a classic bear. permalink fedilink source parent [–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Overestimating how easy it is. Even before FOSTA-SESTA, you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is. If you’re a cis dude, there’s a lot of cis dudes willing to suck or whatever for free. There’s also like literally nothing stopping them from not paying you - obviously you should take the money up front, but you go through all that effort, meet the guy and he says “oh I actually don’t have any money but don’t you like me enough to do it for free? 🥺” and in the best case scenario you just don’t get raped. If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) FOSTA-SESTA Not American, no worries. We ultimately went with the Scandinavian model here so it's not even illegal to sell. you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is That could be tough. I'd probably try some of the dudes that have already hit on me first. $40 isn't too much and maybe I could play up the inexperienced actually straight fetish thing. If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom. Not a deal breaker, TBH. Worst case I get AIDS and have to take pills for it for the rest of my life. My next best option in such a short period is an armed robbery I'll definitely get caught for. Maybe burglary if I can find someone who keeps cash. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Was my first thought tbh. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Well a beej is a beej. Some people ain't picky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) Gay dudes are really into me, even. I'm like a classic bear. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) Gay dudes are really into me, even. I'm like a classic bear. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago (1 child) Overestimating how easy it is. Even before FOSTA-SESTA, you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is. If you’re a cis dude, there’s a lot of cis dudes willing to suck or whatever for free. There’s also like literally nothing stopping them from not paying you - obviously you should take the money up front, but you go through all that effort, meet the guy and he says “oh I actually don’t have any money but don’t you like me enough to do it for free? 🥺” and in the best case scenario you just don’t get raped. If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) FOSTA-SESTA Not American, no worries. We ultimately went with the Scandinavian model here so it's not even illegal to sell. you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is That could be tough. I'd probably try some of the dudes that have already hit on me first. $40 isn't too much and maybe I could play up the inexperienced actually straight fetish thing. If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom. Not a deal breaker, TBH. Worst case I get AIDS and have to take pills for it for the rest of my life. My next best option in such a short period is an armed robbery I'll definitely get caught for. Maybe burglary if I can find someone who keeps cash. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) FOSTA-SESTA Not American, no worries. We ultimately went with the Scandinavian model here so it's not even illegal to sell. you’d have to learn the lingo and figure out where your audience is That could be tough. I'd probably try some of the dudes that have already hit on me first. $40 isn't too much and maybe I could play up the inexperienced actually straight fetish thing. If they could pick up the desperation (and you’re desperate because of the exploding family thing), they’d probably pressure you into not making them wear a condom. Not a deal breaker, TBH. Worst case I get AIDS and have to take pills for it for the rest of my life. My next best option in such a short period is an armed robbery I'll definitely get caught for. Maybe burglary if I can find someone who keeps cash. permalink fedilink source parent