May you be touched by his noodley appendage

Ah yes, Pascal's wager. "Fool stupid God with this one simple trick!"

Can you imagine some dudes taking this literally and walking around with religious gear of literally every cult because "why not" lol

What have I got to lose? My mental freedom and my sanity. Those are kinda precious to me.

Also I decline to wear a metal colander on my head.

What if I don’t like pasta? Will I still go to hell?

FSM is good and all but I sold my soul to "Bob."

I watched the latest Pete Holmes special on Netflix and it was largely hilarious, but his section around atheism was misguided. I think he (and perhaps many others) have a misconception of what I (and perhaps many atheists) think.

It's not that I believe there definitely isn't any concept of a god or gods or supernatural blob creature outside of space and time that we cannot fathom, it's that the ones we've so fathomed so far are clearly man-made fiction.

Do his spaghetti tendrils grow back? They look very tasty and I want to eat them.

I can always ask forgiveness on my deathbed and score points with the Christian version of God if he exists.

I dunno wtf I could do if any other gods turn out to be real; none of them have loopholes like Christianity... Maybe Dionysis would think I'm cool and allow me into Elysium. 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://youtu.be/R4GPA7fEjlY?si=R_aSMUwd8QQWxqJS

Presumably my spaghetti?

Image Transcription: Meme

A meme depicting a flying spaghetti monster. The background is a city scene with a dark blue sky and black silhouette buildings. The weather is foggy and cloudy. The meme text reads

Top text: WHY NOT BELIEVE, JUST IN CASE?

Bottom text: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

Fettuccine bolognese.

The sacrificial offerings are excessive