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[–] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Jod made the Jiraffes and the Giraffes and they were best friends. But then one Jiraffe found God and he spited Jod and all the Giraffes with all his might.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I'll just post my comment from when I ran across this on lemmy before

    I’ll tell the agile fragile fugitive gin-drinking giraffes eating ginger ginseng to imagine gingerly using their digits to engineer a geological survey of the gist of your comment. They ate too much gingerbread and now have gingivitis, so the margins of those attracted to religion aren’t as rigid as the original origins of those of that region and we have to remain vigilant lest magic supersede logic, which of course would be terrible for legislation of the legions.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Nice gimmick. Counterpoint: this GIF of some giggly git giving a gilt gizzard and a large haggis to a giddy girl named Gidget. (GIF omitted because I made it tf up). Incidentally, not a single one of your examples included “gi” followed by “f”.

    Incidentally, I pronounce it “jif”, I just think appealing to English as if it had actual rules is insane.

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    [–] 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Given that there’s also a .jif format, the J pronunciation makes even less sense.

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  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I think I get the gist of this.

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    [–] 21 points 11 months ago

    Finally, a religious argument that makes sense.

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    There's already a file format by the name .jif!

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    [+] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (18 children)
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    [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    okay Jraphics Interchange Format

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (25 children)

    The "G" stands for "Graphics". Why would anybody pronounce it "jif"?

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  • [–] 48 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The P in JPEG stands for photographic so I guess we shall pronounce it "jayfeg" based on that logic.

    /s

    Descriptive linguistic opinion: both the hard and soft G pronunciations are used, with the hard G being more common, but I like the soft G and use it myself.

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    id vibe with jayfeg if it meant everyone pronounces gif correctly

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Steve Wilhite (engineering lead on the team that created GIF) said the soft g is the right pronunciation.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The only argument is that the guy who invented and named the GIF originally pronounced it that way, but he was a computer scientist, not a linguist. Thankfully the inevitable and uncontrollable evolution of language corrected that mistake fairly quickly.

    original comment

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (24 children)

    Because at the origin of the format, "choosy graphic designers choose .GIF". Which is a direct reference to JIF, the brand of peanut butter, and their tagline.

    The pronunciation of an acronym often has little to nothing to do with the words themselves they represent, and more to do with the acronym itself as though it were a word.

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  • [–] 20 points 11 months ago

    The "G" stands for "Graphics". Why would anybody pronounce it "jif"?

    Well some of us are refined enough to pronounce it like “giraffe-ics.”

    (But also because it was a joke by the format’s creators. “Choosy developers choose GIF.” Like the “choosy moms” Jif peanut butter commercials.)

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  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Because the words inside an acronym have no bearing on how the acronym is pronounced. And in this case, it’s not just as acronym. It’s a product name, where the creators get to choose to name it whatever the fuck they want. “Choosy developers choose gif”. So there’s plenty of reasons it should be using a soft g and zero reasons it should be using a hard g.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (11 children)

    The U in scuba stands for underwater yet people pronounce it scOOba

    The E in hepa stands for efficiency yet its pronounced HEPA with a short E

    The A in nato stands for Atlantic and the O stands for organization

    The first A in ASAP is for as

    The Os in POTUS, SCOTUS and FLOTUS all come from of and the Us comes from United

    Acronyms don’t need to sound like the word they are from

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    [–] 11 points 11 months ago (23 children)

    I always felt like this was a weird argument. Language is always in flux. It's why the definition of "literally" now includes a definition that it's a synonym of "figuratively" since people used it that was so much.

    If enough people think gif should be pronounced like "god", then it should. If the "jif" pronunciation has enough people who use it, then that's valid, too. Hell, if a bunch of people started legitimately saying it should be a homonym with the word "plankton," even that'd be valid.

    Words are about conveying meaning; the same meaning is intended with both pronunciations, and understood by the people hearing it. There's nothing to argue about.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    the "literally means figuratively now" argument is stupid, saying it in non literal scenarios is used as hyperbole. You would never say "I'm figuratively dying of thirst"

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    Into heaven you mean, because you passed the test.

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I start pronouncing it yiff whenever someone complains. Eventually they beg me to say it how I want to say it.

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    What about this fucking radio station in Germany?:

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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    jif is peanut butter not meme

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    gif pronunciation rights are human rights

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