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[–] 90 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Ooohhh, so that's what "vibe coding" is.

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  • [–] 57 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Wait, why?

    Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

    Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

    Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

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    I'm autistic and way too much into anal, it feels stimmy (in a sexy way), although I'm not into the tight high socks. Body hair only works somewhat as a swamp cooler, which is dependent on sweat and external wetness with the former barely working, so even if I'm a cis men, I would rather not have this much hair on me (sensory nightmare, clothes pull it out from my skin, etc.).

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  • [–] 42 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    And here I am trying to maintain a BAC in the 0.129-0.138% range like a chump.

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  • [–] 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I usually hit the bottle, but I'm not about to criticize whatever works for you. If rubber duck debugging has been scientifically proven to work, I don't see any valid argument against coding socks or smooth legs. Besides, those two things go together like insurance companies and arson or AI server farms and power supply cable cutting.

    A match made in heaven, in other words.

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    I've googled it a few times in my life and honestly have failed to find it. I feel like it's been scrubbed from the internet, but that simply cannot be true. I refuse to have seen all of those fucking shock sites and still be left with a white whale. I need goatse.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)

    Soooo... you sure? if you wish to find it, just find an archive.org ed copy of goatse.cx butt seriosly. You should reconsider.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I need goatse.

    It's in wayback machine under original URL. Just scroll to oldest copy of the site.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    Haha yeah found it, definitely got an eyeful.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    So what is it? I'm not gonna look it up 😱

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    It's not that bad! It's just fleshy. You'll be fine, just maybe not when you're eating... Especially not any kind of red jelly. 😂

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Hah cheated you by checking Wikipedia:

    goatse.cx, often referred to simply as "Goatse", was originally an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, entitled hello.jpg, showing a naked man widely stretching his anus with both hands

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  • [–] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    It vibrates when you have a bug

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don't understand this on so many levels...

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  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago

    It started as a joke about trans/cross dressing coders claiming that their feminine knee high socks were "programming socks" to assist in coding when found by roommates and then somehow it became the idea that all of this stuff was necessary for programming

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  • [+] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    So that's why a lot of genAI company logo looks like buttholes...

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    That's how kde, mozilla, gnome, librewolf, matrix, etc devs are working and proud of it.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago
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    Ugh, sounds like a Monday morning :(

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