The contract must have already been signed.

the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke

I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though

Your lossssss

But think of all the time and energy you'll save having only one facial expression.

Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.

I’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!

no one linked the actual source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o

I was just telling my wife about this scene today. She had a woman at her work with massive fake tits today. Bigger than her body kind of huge. As she was telling me about her she said "who wants a plastic woman?"....the perfect segway for this scene.

Most celebrities have gotten some type of Botox or filler, but don't expect it to make you look magically younger. Depending on your face, the doctor, and luck it can look you younger but realistically it'll make you look different

Yeah guys get Botox.

I'm older lady and get seen as younger, but it's years of Retin-A and sunscreen and fitness. Occasional peels, micro needling, hotshot skincare but I don't love what Botox does to faces. If I was swimming in money I'd eventually get a facelift, but still would never want to do fillers or botox. Maybe the "biostimulatory" fillers that improve skin without adding volume if we ever get them here. Basically - I'm not opposed to interventions but specifically don't like the Botox look.

To myself I look my age but good for my age, not younger. But others seem to interpret that as younger.

Botox really can help you look younger - it's not magic though, it'll never take you back to your 20s, and if you go overboard or it's poorly done you'll wind up with the classic botox lizard skin look (which generally means don't cheap out & vet your clinic). For touchup work though, and combined with a good (and sane) skincare regime, it can get some very impressive results.

(Personally I don't do it, but family members that do have found it really helps with their dysphoria about aging so... there's that!)

my advice, personally? if you're curious, get a Botox injection. it is temporary, exceedingly well-studied, and generally does not interact with any other precription medicine. If you don't like it, it will wear off, just don't get it again and you're gold.

however, do NOT get fillers done, because from what research has been coming out over the past few years, the general consensus is that fillers do not break down in the body, and merely migrate when the dermis loses tensity. you will almost certainly need to get them surgically removed, and that shit isn't as easy as just injecting it back out. Though, I understand that recent studies have opened up a method of using some new kind of radio wave mapping to determine where all the filler went so that they can actually suck it back out piece by piece.

Worked with a guy a while back who got Botox. Guy was in his late 20s and hated his "wrinkles".

It's addictive, according to him.

It's a toxin that's injected into your body, so personally I wouldn't recommend it to any gender...

Yes, guys get Botox but there are things that are more attractive: handle nose hair, pluck ear hair, trim eyebrows, whiten teeth, remove skin tags, get a decent haircut regularly, work out.

Edit: look younger, not more attractive! Fuck! Youth ≠ attractiveness.

Vanity is a bitch. She also might have asked after getting it.

Most botox patients are there for therapeutic reasons; it's a common and (if it works for you) extremely effective treatment for chronic migraines.