▲ 971 ▼ Botox (slrpnk.net) submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 79 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 224 points 1 year ago (3 children) No successful Botox doctor is going to be this honest. It's bad for business. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 50 points 1 year ago (1 child) The contract must have already been signed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children) It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke) permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier. like, what the fuck is this even? https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke permalink fedilink source parent [–] shishka_b0b@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago* I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though permalink fedilink source parent
[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 50 points 1 year ago (1 child) The contract must have already been signed. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children) It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke) permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier. like, what the fuck is this even? https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children) It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke) permalink fedilink source parent [–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier. like, what the fuck is this even? https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier. like, what the fuck is this even? https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child) when ironically the shit is making most of them uglier. like, what the fuck is this even? https://www.thelist.com/1784977/kristi-noem-unrecognizable-throwback-pic-before-plastic-surgery/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it? trump's cankles are about to rupture stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua thanks conservatives. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago the OP is a fairly well known stand up. this is a joke permalink fedilink source parent
[–] shishka_b0b@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago* I've never heard of a botox doctor before, I'm sure something like this has been said to patients by a ton of successful dermatologist and other doctors that can administer botox though permalink fedilink source parent
