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Oops. Got some of my inner self on my finger. :เ

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[–] 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait till she finds out you can fold the paper.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    We breaking up.

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    Time to get a bidet for your messy asshole

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