Fun Fact: you can choose not to use miles

Someone call someone, I think I had a stroke.

"Americans doing anything to not use the metric system" today: the Fibonacci sequence.

What do you think big macs are made of?

The FBI set up a sting while looking for people who want to trade babies for Big Macs. It's a bigger problem than you think.

they will train that baby to become a ideal worker

Yeah from my experience the US is the Florida of the world.

We all know you guys aren't all crazy, but there is enough of them to be part of the final picture in our mind.

That’s probably fair

Yet, the picture is about the United States. lol

We don't think this... Other countries just think we think this. I'm not kidding, that's actually the case lol.

It's shocking for us in the states to learn about other countries knowing which states are which. We don't even know that!

Would they adopt metric if it was killermeters?

That, and being dependent on your automobile.

True, within some big American cities, a mostly) carfree life is possible if you live in a condo near a metro station.

But walkable neighborhoods are a rarity, while they are the default in the rest of the world.

If a man ofered me a baby for 15 big macs, i would accept the deal, take the baby and go to the police.

I don't believe you. Obviously not the baby part, but the walking part.

Football fields are a stupid measurement in more than one way, because you can not just measure the width or the length, but football fields can be of varying sizes too.

We don’t know what those numbers mean with your communist commas. A decimal point (period) is the only real way to delimit unit from fractional units

Can confirm. McDonald's now no longer offers the Baby for a Big Mac deal. Thanks, assholes.