My SO keeps telling me that liking salt & vinegar chips is the piss kink of snacky foods. I don't like that comparison :c

Tried salt and vinegar once, they were horrible

What is that? A squirrel? Chipmunk?

"Did you know salt and malts vinegar's a non-traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?"

"The fuck is wrong with them?"

"Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment on tabletops in restaurants in the United States."

"Well figure it out."

"That's what I says, figure it out."

"Yeah no vinegar's on the tables, no Kraft's peanut butters, figure it out."

"Figure it out."

"Fuckin figure it out."

"Better not forget those All-Dressed chips."

"Ain't got no ketchup chips neither."

"Fuckin figure it out."

"Someone outta write a letter."

"We have Lutris at home"

Remove vinegar, add salt, add salt, add salt, add salt and I'm add salt good.

I love salted chips that are clearly oversalted, I literally buy cheap brands hoping to get these. xD

just drink 3 beers to balance it out

3 Bags? I cant even feel my mouth after 1 bag of those....i wish you a quick recovery