how awful do you have to be that at 22 your "past" comes back to haunt you? He's barely old enough to have actual adult interactions.

You have to be a real piece of shit to be an adult for only 4 years and already have a problematic "past". It's more like it's his present than his past.

I don't believe for one second they are actually letting this guy do anything. He's a fall guy. He's going to get fired when something bad happens and they need someone to fire.

So either someone else is running it behind-the-scenes (like how Musk wasn't technically the head of DOGE) or the department ceased functioning (they could be inviting a terrorist attack as an excuse- go to war, declare emergency powers, cancel elections, etc).

Or they just actually gave this guy this job. But that just seems so incredibly unlikely.

SWEET CHRISTMAS HES 22 HOW MUCH FUCKING PAST COULD HE HAVE

It's like his whole vibe is a Seth Rogan joke.

He harassed another kid at high school enough to the point the police were involved. Some sort of investigation involved “injury to a child.”

Is there a single rightoid zoomer that doesn’t look like an absolute freak? There has to be one handsome or bare minimum normal looking one somewhere.

He'll fit right in.

Probably cheated some guys out of their pikachu cards or something like that.

Article aside, any dude that thinks arching an eyebrow is great for a professional photo shoot is a fucking douche. Also punchable face.

The first time I saw the news about this guy I said "this guy's eyebrow photo tells me he is a time ticking bomb." Yea...

I once saw a grave digger with both feet in the grave but he was resurrected to the surface by the shovel of one of them mini caterpillar diggers.

🤨

I am not satisfied with just one foot, it should be at least six feet under that grave.

I think, no I know for fact my neighbors 10 year old daughter is waaay smarter & could honestly kick the pop tarts off of this sucka. I would wager my last 2 nickels on it. His head is in a vice and no one really sees him being around too much longer. His mom had her tubes tied after he was born..She also stated that if given the opportunity once again, she would simply do the right thing and swallow.