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[–] 95 points 3 years ago (5 children)

Secret: just buy women's deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

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  • [–] 101 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Your balls will go inside you

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  • [–] 49 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

    I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

    Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

    Also I don't know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it's legal I don't really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago*

    I'm a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I've never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women's section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

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    [–] 51 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I'm a man and I'd much rather smell like vanilla and passionfruit. I don't need more help to smell like fuel.

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    [–] 34 points 3 years ago

    Old Spice F-35 is my favorite scent.

    Ladies love the smell of jet exhaust in the morning.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nowhere near enough leather, whiskey and wood.

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    [–] 28 points 3 years ago* (5 children)

    Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

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    [–] 27 points 3 years ago*

    I hate those manly male scents for true men™ so much. I've now switched to odorless deodorant which is so much more expensive but it's worth it. And when I want to smell nice, I use a perfume.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 years ago

    I stopped using women's antiperspirants because the scents would make my armpits break out in hives and it wouldn't stop my ungodly sweat. I use some kind of old spice that's a gel stick. Can't remember the exact scent lol. It works great, especially for underboob sweat. The smell isn't bad either. 10/10 would recommend for women who are super sweaty like me

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago

    I don't mind Oldspice's BEARGUN BEER THRASHER. Reminds me of my childhood abuse.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    I like Fruity smells too! I have one now that smells kinda like a SweetTart candy but it's called Wolfthorne and is aggressively masculine in the packaging and such lol

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    [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Unsented roll on, because the smells they add to make it smells good actually make you stink more towards the end of the day. The white powder ones ruin shirts and Clough pores.

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    [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    Look at that guy! He uses the F-16 deodorant, not the SR-71 one.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Incorrect

    Guys get deodorant in such high quantities at Christmas it lasts till next Christmas

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago

    I just bought a bathbomb called black rose frome Lush. My girlfriend approved but she wasn't the one using it.

    A bathtub, chocolate, and wine. Guys listen, ladies have it all figured out. Treat yourself.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    Change "men" into "boys" and it's accurate.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago*

    I wonder how much of my preference was advertising and upbringing, but as a man I do prefer to use the male scents almost every time.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    I don't buy deodorant for it's smell, I buy it so I don't smell like a locker room by noon....

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I don't understand the soap for men that smells like hunting or leather or Busch Beer.

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Can I have some Tu-144 perfume, please?

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    [–] 8 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    There are a few Old Spice variants that I think are a bit fruit-forward and fresh and designed for men.

    I've never liked the super cologney scents - I like smelling sweet, so Fiji is a good one for me. Smells tropical and a bit fruity.

    I also liked Wolfthorne, which is super fruit forward. I actually got a pack of that because some super insecure dude was complaining about it in the reviews.

    Outside of that, Stone from Henry's is another fave of mine. Not fruit, but it's light and I think anyone could wear it. Fig as well, but that's more of a winter deodorant because I find myself needing to reapply, but it smells awesome.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Bit off topic maybe, but I’m just reading all these comments and some of y’all are cracking me up! I just wanted to say it was a pleasure to read a bunch of random comments that boosted my mood. Thanks!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    Shark breath deodorant is superior.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago

    I require all my deodorant to be breeze scented. Either mountain or ocean. There are no acceptable alternatives.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Somewhat ironically, a "unisex" deodorant of mine with almond perfume is the best one I have at keeping my body odor away. It's local stuff that beats Nivea's 48h sports men whatever every day (and smells much nicer, too)

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    Au naturel.

    Wash regularly. Wear clean clothes.

    I want to smell like me. Not wood, coal, fuel, fruit, smoke, pine, or flowers.

    Just watch out for heavy garlic & onion days 😆

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    [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    I like oats and alps. Duke cannon thick is nice too, and has names like “naval supremacy”, which is cheesy, but I don’t get too hung up on it.

    Old spice is off the rails though.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Coffee & Whiskey is the goat

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