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Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please) (startrek.website)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 95 points 3 years ago (4 children)

Secret: just buy women's deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

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  • [–] 101 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    And have my dick fall off? No thanks

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  • [–] 31 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Your balls will go inside you

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  • [–] 49 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

    I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

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  • [–] 27 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

    I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

    Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

    Also I don't know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it's legal I don't really want to get the house of my parents raided.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago*

    I'm a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I've never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women's section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm allergic to the scents in women's deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

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