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Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I'm liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!

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Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--

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    Siri or Heygoogle

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    H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat

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    Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.

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    I once had a cat named Pants

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    We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.

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    Sextoy.

    You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.

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    Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.

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    We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    C'meregoddamnit

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    xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx

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