Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
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If youβre going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
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Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.

SchrΓΆdinger
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
Adolf Kitler
Chairman Meow
Actually I like that one.
Fidel Catro
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
I once had a cat named Pants
I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
Jizzlord


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