Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

I legit thought those were someone's balls

This is such a British photo.

I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.

Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.

Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

eat out

The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

I'm married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So... "<Wife's name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let's go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight."

Are... Are those balls?

Vegetables 🍆