This has to be illegal.

You know you're a pathetic weakling when you have to force people to say nice things about you.

Finally a usecase for ChatCPT

Can I use ChatGPT?

The people who actually review the job applications and decide who gets hired probably won't even read these.

The Trump Administration's entire modus operandi appears to be "Ferret out transgressive deep state leftists by assigning the bureaucracy tasks an LLM can easily accomplish."

Should end up with a lot of unqualified sycophantic drones running the government. If sense ever returns to the US, it will take years to fix.

Does Trump even know what his policies are?

Such efficiency. All these man hours spent reading shitty essays that don't accomplish anything except titillating Trump's ego.

Are back handed compliments acceptable as praise? What about sarcasm?

Hmm, let's see... I like Trump cause he totally doesn't smell like shit like people say. He's also the smartest man in America and not incredibly stupid like his college professors wrote. He's also as ethical as an oil corporation. His spray tan is a lovely orange and does not make him look cheap, fat and trashy.

Onboard the train to dystopia.

I keep assuming these articles are The Onion.... But it's not the onion. It's real.

Finally, a use case for AI slop I can get behind.

I would AI the shit outta that everytime.

On the plus side, this will really make people think about what they’re getting into, and clarify exactly what type of machine they’re willingly becoming a cog in.

Feral government... Freudian slip?

I hope that some agency in the US will start organizing educational visits to North Korea, where this tradition of writing essays about the supreme leader has been practiced for decades and the people there have a vast amount of experience that they would selflessly pass on to the citizens of the former Land of the Free.

What a weak, pathetic excuse for a human being. He has knowingly and willfully broken his oath of office and if anyone in our government had a spine (or a moral code), he’d already be gone and we could start mending what he has broken. Unfortunately, he and his henchmen have done so much damage, it could take years. If ever.