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[–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

When my friends kids ask about games on my phone I open my crossword app. Haven't met any takers yet.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I tried that with a friends kid and sudoku. Little bastard called my bluff and then beat my puzzle.

    I am so never having children.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Surely Doom has been ported to the Tricorder.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Tricorders, PADDs, door chime panels... Paris was into old shit, bet he secretly installed it on the Doctor's ass.

    Alas, we were all born too soon to play holodeck Doom.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Got an app on my tripcorder that changes my voice to sound like other people. Surely that can't be used for nefarious purposes!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    He said in a stopped up voice from the visibly large booger in his nose

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Naw, all I got is Wentlian condor snake.

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