But those aren't oceans

After this map, Ohio no longer has a Great Lake Beach.
They’ll just be left with a salty proboscis through Mary’s West Virginia.

Minnesota and Wisconsin too. And with the Eerie canal, they all have access to the ocean

And no shot Chicago is moving into Wisconsin without a civil war first.

The image says nothing about beaches, it's just the title of the post.

Yeah we don't need it, keep your east coast beaches.

The "proboscis like appendage"

Grand Portage, MN to Brookings, OR is 35 hrs on the fastest route and 37hrs on the route closest to the map.

That would be three long days of driving for someone not cannonballing it.

Feels weird that MN doesn't follow the Mississippi to the gulf. But it's probably better this way

Split Seattle like that and you would turn those four other states blue, lol.

Not sure the folks in Bellingham are going to be too keen on joining North Dakota. Lynden might be cool with it though. Idaho claiming Spokane would be a hilarious (and tragic) turnabout. Would Okanogan even notice becoming part of Montana? The state capitol stays at least, but losing the Seattle metro region would be a major blow to the economy. Looks like Vancouver is now Washington's largest city... And it's just a subset of another state's metro region!

No no I want to see Hawaii landlocked now.

Minnesota's tail > both

Every other state had to borrow its long.

Excuse me, Crowded Ohio beach.

Nah pretty sure this will end well

All states count as "US border" now, so every citizen falls under the complete and unrestricted authority of the DHS.

Michigan already has really nice beaches. Why the hell do they get to take Toledo and Cleveland?.. oh wait I'll get legal weed now so this is fine actually.