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[–] conc@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

No no I want to see Hawaii landlocked now.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website [S] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

California gets stretched to surround both of them.

"What, you went to Hawaii for vacation? That flyover state?"

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

In 63 million years, the Pacific tectonic plate movement should take care of that. Roughly the same speed as fingernails growth.

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