No one asked or wanted this comment but pepperoni was first created in NYC about 100 years ago. By Italian immigrants, sure, but that doesn't support my annoying joke ruining reply.

White blood cells are pizza dough. It's all connected.

Italian blood cells are made of salami.

American blood cells, depending upon blood type, are either pepperoni or cut up hotdogs.

Would have been nice to use actual salame and not that American abomination, but yes can confirm that it's true.

As an Italian myself, I must say 🤌

Erythrocites, leucocytes, gabagoolcytes

This blood type is what causes Italians to cry out .... ITSA SPICY MEATABALL, AH!!??

It also causes them to flail their arms and hands around often, especially when they're talking.

This explains so much about my cholesterol

Italian American Immigrants, sure.

So non-Italian pizza isn't flat... what shape is it? I'm guessing spherical, or maybe saddle-shaped?

Or does "flat" refer to the geometrical space of the pizza, so like, non-Euclidean pizza?