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[–] 91 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren't familiar with.

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    My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she's a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I'm still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can't deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

    This one isn't my mom's dog, but it's similar:

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My dog would do it. She's evil. She has murdered many small animals and then uses their corpses as toys before eating parts of them and leaving the rest to rot.

    She once found a nest of baby bunnies in the yard and slurped them all up like spaghetti as we watched in horror.

    We love her, but she's very definitely evil.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Dogs like squeaky toys because the squeaks remind them of the death screams of small animals.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yep. She violently shakes her toys to "kill" them all the time too. I've seen her do it to break a critter's neck the same way.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    My boy caught a mouse once. He really worked for it too, he had little bits of moss stuck to his nose when I found him. When I told him it was time to go inside he just shook his head to kill it and headed for the door like it would just be okay to bring it in lol. Had to pry it out of his mouth.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago
    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Unwise. Evil cat? Things get knocked from tables. Evil dog? Face gets eaten from head.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Don't bite the hand that feeds you, just scratch it occasionally. Ok, and bite it.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Too bad. All dogs are the goodest boys and girls.

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    This is excellent

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Counterpoint: The dog, Dog, from Good Omens. Satanical hellhound and cat-worrier.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Get that dog from The Thing.

    It's not technically a dog, so it can actually be evil.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Her dropping the clipboard in the last panel is a great detail. That's the kind of thing that sets great comics apart from good ones.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Should have tried a pit bull.

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