It was the best of times

It was the blurst of times

Nah, it’s mostly me, I wrote a bulk of the internet comments years ago and they just get recycled with updated references by some unpaid interns.

Apes and keyboards.

You forgot the robots on fake typewriters.

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That's not true, some of us are swiping on the keyboards with our phones.

Damn right.

I know I've seen "to be or not" at least once.

and one of us already wrote shakespears works

And one of us litterally wrote shakespeare already!

Splonge. Splababui.