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[–] 46 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

What kind of person leaves the crust? Pizza ain’t pizza without the crust.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Probably people eating crappy or stale pizza, a good fresh pizza has delicious crust, but let it sit and it turns tough, dry and chewy

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yes the only time I would leave the crust is if the pizza is old and stale, and it needs to be really stale, basically as long as it's not harder than my teeth I'll still eat the crust.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Kids tend to leave the crust because it doesn't have all the texture and flavor of the cheesy, saucy main part. My kids will happily eat crusts if offered after they've left the table, but it doesn't occur to them to eat it when there's more pizza to eat!

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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The crust is for the garlic cream.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Absolutely no problem, I love the crust!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I want a pizza cow… :(

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    What would come out of the udders?!

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Crusts are breadsticks

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I was wondering why the arrow head had something that looks like an aura surrounding it. Turns out the head is just a pizza cutter.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm going to be the heathen, the crust on a good pizza is the best part.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What is to you a good pizza? If you like the crust better, we might have a different concept of what a good pizza is.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    On a good pizza, the crust is basically fresh bread. Fresh bread is delicious.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Come to Europe one day, buy bread and enjoy that and buy pizza and enjoy that.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Crust is important to counter the greasiness of the center. When I eat pizza, I alternate between the center and the crust so that the average mouth feel on any two consecutive bites remains roughly the same.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    You use the crust to build huts. Obviously.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I gave my co-worker some of my homemade pizza for lunch and she didn't eat the crust. I felt invalidated as a human being. That shit was flawless - pillowy chew with great mouth feel and just the right amount of brown. Someone needs to stop these psychopaths.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What sound does a Pizza beast make?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm going to start a fight now by revealing that I dip the crusts in milk sometimes.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I think the crust is good but not as good as the rest of the pizza. Of course, I will still eat the crust along with the non-crust part.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    This is basically Bugsnax

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