Fuck you and take my upvote

Haha, nice.

Maybe if we replaced the first use of koalas with "some bears", the punchline feels like it hits a little harder.

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Last I knew only 2 U.S. zoos had Giant Pandas, maybe 3. San Diego had a live panda cam Accessible online, and Atlanta had them as well, and red pandas (not closely related to a panda outside the name but fucking cute).

So I assume you can likely swap in Brown and Black bears to hit your joke.

North american brown bear is the same as grizzly.