Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

• They're very good at it

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

• So they can hide in cherry trees

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

• Giraffes eating cherries

I always head this as:

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

It paints its toenails red. You've never seen one? That's because it works.

Lately, I was in a train. Across me, there is this man who keeps peeilng oranges, throwing black pepper on them and throwing them out of the window. After some time, my curiosity gets the best of me, so I ask him why he is throwing peppered oranges out of the train window. "Why sir?", he says, "To keep the elephants away of course". I replied that there are no elephants around, to which he says: "so it works!"

I thought it was going to be "they blend in with all the trunks" or similar