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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? (lemmy.myserv.one)

submitted 2 years ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they’re so good at it.

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I always head this as:

How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

It paints its toenails red. You've never seen one? That's because it works.

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[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

And I know this joke as:

Do you know why are elephants' eyes red?

(why?)

So that they can hide in cranberry trees

(I've never seen an elephant in a cranberry tree)

That's because it hid so well

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

But cranberries don't grow on trees.

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