Dying.

I’d be the best at powershell. Unfortunately I wouldn’t live very long.

Yelling yabadabadoo and sliding down that dinosaur

I know how to make rope, among other things, as an eagle scout, and I have some experience with atatl so, probably dying of fever at 14.

Excel, it wouldn't be useful but I'd still be great at it.

I'd probably be something of a builder/ "engineer."

I'm not actually an engineer, but I have a knack for utilizing what I have around me or simple enough objects to serve other goals. I suppose I'm what people used to call a Macgyver or "mechanically inclined."

Storytelling & oral sex.

With or without my current knowledge?

Because I'm pretty sure I could smelt Iron with what I know, and a year or two of experimentation. So the answer would be "ending the stone age".

Without? I dunno, maybe building traps and snares.

Poison Sommelier.

Dying

I would invent God so others would do all the hunting and gathering for me while I partied in the cave basement drawing on the walls.

I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

Dying

I'm a natural at shooting a traditional bow.
I know every edible plant in my area, and some that get you high.
I can find north without a compass, day and night.
I can make a fire from things I can gather in the woods.
I know how to safely fell a tree, split logs and build a shelter with hand tools.
I know how to act around most predators and have experience handling a spear.

I think I'd do reasonably well.
Sometimes I wish I was born in the stone age. My ADHD is completely gone whenever I'm in the wild.

making fire.

Just by knowing how to wash my hands, medicine. Up until 20th century.

drawing dongs everywhere

Dying quickly

Either making elaborate traps and contraptions out of sticks and stones.

Or brain surgery.

I wouldn’t survive long with my poor eyesight. Maybe I’d create tools or something. Love tinkering.

Starvation.

technical art and programming for video games

Probably tool making.

It would take time to get back into it, but I was turning out decent knives, spear points, and arrowheads for a while there. Nothing that would blow anyone's mind as art, but pretty enough and usable.

One of those things I did just because I wanted to see if I could, and it turned out to be really relaxing and enjoyable. Arthritis took the enjoyable and relaxing part away, so I stopped, but on a survival level, I could get the job done well enough to make up for being a bottom tier hunter.

Wanking

Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

Dying, mostly.

sucking dick

Hog cranking

I've got some decent smithing skills, I'd go looking for bog iron and skip the bronze age.

Cavernbook: a cavern where everyone chisel his/her photo and his/her thoughts

Foraging for plants.

Finding fruit trees. Hunting would be my weak point.

Hoarder. Of things that might conceivably be used one day.

You need weird rock? I got weird rock.