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[–] 166 points 2 years ago (2 children)

BRB gonna go cure my autism by watching Bladerunner 2049 two hundred times in a row

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You are given a calf-skin wallet on your birthday...

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    "My briefcase," Rick said as he rummaged for the Voigt-Kampff forms. "Nice, isn't it? Department issue."

    "Well, well," Rachael said remotely.

    "Babyhide," Rick said. He stroked the black leather surface of the briefcase. "One hundred percent genuine human babyhide." He saw the two dial indicators gyrate frantically. But only after a pause. The reaction had come, but too late. He knew the reaction period down to a fraction of a second, the correct reaction period; there should have been none. "Thanks, Miss Rosen," he said, and gathered together the equipment again; he had concluded his retesting. "Thats all."

    "You're leaving?" Rachael asked.

    "Yes." he said. "I'm satisfied."

    Cautiously, Rachael said, "What about the other nine subjects?"

    "The scale has been adequate in your case," he answered. "I can extrapolate from that, it's clearly still effective."

    To Eldon Rosen, who slumped morosely by the door of the room, he said, "Does she know?" Sometimes they didn't; false memories had been tried various times, generally in the mistaken idea that through them reactions to testing would be altered. Eldon Rosen said, "No. We programmed her completely. But I think toward the end she suspected." To the girl he said, "You guessed when he asked for one more try." Pale, Rachael nodded fixedly, "Don't be afraid of him," Eldon Rosen told her. "You're not an escaped android on Earth illegally, you're the property of the Rosen Association, used as a sales device for prospective emigrants. He walked to the girl, put put his hand comfortingly on her shoulder, at touch the girl flinched.

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  • [–] 109 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Thank god anon didn't watch Breaking Bad.

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  • [–] 94 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There are certainly worse role models he could've chosen, so not bad I guess

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Seinfeld would have produced a real monster.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Only if he focused on George. Anon's cousin would've been a hip cool guy if he took to Kramer.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is absurd, but extremely believable

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    How do people go about making really long images like this? And also, what screen resolution are they aimed at?

    Any time I find images like this I end up having to zoom in & pan about to read whatever text's included. It's not much trouble, but when I come across them I'm often a little perplexed by the formatting.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Modern phones let you scroll after taking a screenshot

    At least I know IOS does, and I've done it on android before

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Thanks, I should have clarified that I'm asking from a desktop perspective.

    There are more options on that front, but I think the browser screenshot tool may kinda work for a full page shot then I guess you might crop it? But those have still seemed kinda rough to me so made me wonder.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    TIL Frasier is actually autist

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.

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    [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Could have been worse, could've put on trailer park boys

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    New season of Frasier starts next week.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Can't read this. Shit resolution.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    On boost you need to enable HD images before its readable. I assume it's the same for other apps.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Viewing via kbin on Firefox mobile, the interface just automatically makes the image fit the width of the phone, it's longer than the screen but that's what scroll is for, everything perfectly readable. If I had to guess I'd say that's a kbin feature over a Firefox feature, but could be a combo of the two.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago*

    Cam Winston!

    (Can also watch Cheers, he's there as part of an ensemble.)

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