Bizarre fact: Physics work as usual.

Of course. That's where the Calm Belt is.

So you're saying I should live at the equator

This is pretty easily explained with physics actually, the vortexes that create hurricanes occur because of the rotating currents above and below the equator due to the rotation of the earth.

Surely this is proof that the earth is flat. /s

And they're afraid of Mexican cartels

Why do they all spawn from Africa?

(I get that they don't literally spawn from Africa but there origins tends towards Africa on both sides of the earth)

Coriolis?