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submitted 1 year ago by PatimationStudios@sh.itjust.works to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You fooked around eh

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Nobody but Quebec and sometimes Alberta threatens the sovereignty of Canada, buddy!

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It took minutes for me to figure out that the non-RCMP claydy was Greenland.

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] PatimationStudios@sh.itjust.works [S] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh god

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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 point 1 year ago

Galdr echoes over the horizon, Seiðkona climbs the nearest deerstand

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[–] Ooops@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

How to recognize the flag of Greenland:

If Poland and Monaco had a baby...

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

A female RCMP officer is way too woke.

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

she's gonna have a lot of PTSD to take out on the enemy

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

She can take it out on me, I think I'm ready.

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[–] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Guys, we can't be wearing red, it's too easy to spot.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago

Not if the entire battlefield is red

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[+] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

This is the content that brought me to Lemmy.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Was confused at seeing a mod with brains and integrity then realised I've got Boost (Lemmy) open, not Reddit xD

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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

nuke is a ducking pro

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[–] PatimationStudios@sh.itjust.works [S] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

If you say so

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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

My orange juice brings all the mounties to the yard

(We love your drawings so much Pat! Thank you for submitting them here ♥️)

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[–] PatimationStudios@sh.itjust.works [S] 3 points 1 year ago

I regret everything and I want to kill myself

(Thank you so much, I’m glad you like them!)

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[+] HungLikeAHoers2010@lemmy.ca -12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] Shit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

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