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[β] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago (1 child) In that case I'm gonna need a slow cooker (I'm a morbidly obese male) permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ThePac@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago wolf whistle permalink fedilink source parent
[β] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 68 points 2 years ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago How to Fight permalink fedilink source parent [β] shami@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] shami@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago This looks like I know where its from. Do you know the source? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) A classic joke, but usually told by a programmer about buying stuff at a grocery store. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bi_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Imo queues should be replaced with stacks the moment a dev enters the supermarket permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ChefKalash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago Stacks are LIFO, shouldn't queues be called FIFO's? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) I recognize this character design and art, but for the life of me cant remember from where. Didnt this artist do a lot of mass effect comics? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) FOUND IT! https://badspot.us/Comics.html Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Wow the comments on those comics are horrible permalink fedilink source parent [β] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere. permalink fedilink source parent [β] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Source permalink fedilink source parent [β] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* Source permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) It looks almost like lewdua, but not quite, I don't think. I also have a distinct 'I know this artist but can't place it' feeling. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) FOUND IT! https://badspot.us/Comics.html Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Wow the comments on those comics are horrible permalink fedilink source parent [β] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere. permalink fedilink source parent [β] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Source permalink fedilink source parent
[β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children) FOUND IT! https://badspot.us/Comics.html Maybe the OP image isnt done by this guy, but was close enough to fire off the neurons that remembered reading those mass effect comics so very many years ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Wow the comments on those comics are horrible permalink fedilink source parent [β] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere. permalink fedilink source parent [β] LongPigFlavor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Source permalink fedilink source parent
[β] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago Wow the comments on those comics are horrible permalink fedilink source parent
[β] orvorn@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Thanks for linking - I just browsed through this guy's site and he's a total nutjob lmao. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeesh, you're right. all I ever saw of his was the mass effect comics, usually reposted elsewhere. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago Okay, but can she think of enough disses to throw that that chicken for 30 minutes? permalink fedilink source
[β] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm over here speedrunning that recipe π’ permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] cactus@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) deleted permalink fedilink source parent
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[β] bi_tux@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Why will mine only take 5mins? ); permalink fedilink source
[β] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Me a man: welp better go 60 permalink fedilink source
[β] qooqie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Huh? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] thanevim@kbin.social 79 points 2 years ago (1 child) The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social -61 points 2 years ago (2 children) ...and now it's not funny anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process. permalink fedilink source parent [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don't even know how to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Carnelian@lemmy.world -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[β] thanevim@kbin.social 79 points 2 years ago (1 child) The instructions that are being read are implying longer cook times if the chicken breasts are considered large. The joke is that the character realizes she has large breasts herself, and bases cook time on her own breasts rather than the chicken she's actually cooking permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social -61 points 2 years ago (2 children) ...and now it's not funny anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process. permalink fedilink source parent [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don't even know how to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Carnelian@lemmy.world -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[+] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social -61 points 2 years ago (2 children) ...and now it's not funny anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process. permalink fedilink source parent [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don't even know how to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Carnelian@lemmy.world -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[β] cynar@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but something does in the process. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 child) I mean it should have gone through spoilers, but to be fair I don't even know how to do that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Carnelian@lemmy.world -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Carnelian@lemmy.world -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just write SPOILERS AHEAD then do a bunch of line breaks so people have to scroll a while to see it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) or you do spoilers like thisI like large breasts AlsoI like small breasts too permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[β] nei7jc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) I see the text. Might just be the app permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent [β] scottywh@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago !it works in sync!< permalink fedilink source parent
[β] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Likely. The markdown engine Lemmy-UI uses has a couple extensions like spoiler blocks and tables. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) The fuck is in the Ziploc? That's not how you chicken Edit: don't mind me I was dumb permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's the marinade permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb permalink fedilink source parent [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I figured it was bread crumbs permalink fedilink source parent
[β] weeeeum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) It's the marinade permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb permalink fedilink source parent
[β] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago Well apparently I shouldn't drink and internet, idk why I didn't know that, I was just picturing her putting chicken and a little salt imi a bag and giving it half a shake. Don't mind me I'm just dumb permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I figured it was bread crumbs permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Panurge987@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (3 children) Only the first panel is needed. The next two are redundant spoon-feeding the audience. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [β] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs. permalink fedilink source parent [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke permalink fedilink source parent [β] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you? permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Klear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago I would accept a 2-panel version as well. Because boobs. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) The look on her face is part of what makes it great. The whoosh permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke permalink fedilink source parent
[β] new_acct_who_dis@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Agreed! The look on her face sells the joke permalink fedilink source parent
[β] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago Did reading two more panels cost so much valuable time to you, bro? Or do titties offend you? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Ransom@lemmy.one -54 points 2 years ago (1 child) She got some boob pubes poking out. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you talking about the lacy parts of her black bra? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -50 points 2 years ago (1 child) No those are pubes. Sorry not sorry. The artist completely butchered that and I had the same exact thought. It looks boring like a bra showing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The only thing unrealistic about it is that the straps aren't also poking out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago Lolol π permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (1 child) Are you talking about the lacy parts of her black bra? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -50 points 2 years ago (1 child) No those are pubes. Sorry not sorry. The artist completely butchered that and I had the same exact thought. It looks boring like a bra showing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The only thing unrealistic about it is that the straps aren't also poking out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago Lolol π permalink fedilink source parent
[+] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -50 points 2 years ago (1 child) No those are pubes. Sorry not sorry. The artist completely butchered that and I had the same exact thought. It looks boring like a bra showing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The only thing unrealistic about it is that the straps aren't also poking out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago Lolol π permalink fedilink source parent
[β] morphballganon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The only thing unrealistic about it is that the straps aren't also poking out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago Lolol π permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago Lolol π permalink fedilink source parent
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