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[–] 130 points 2 years ago (6 children)
  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Fuck, yeah it got me too

    (in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think this site also had a really funny article about an alpha male that touched a tampon and ended up in an ER.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Honest question. At what point do people proclaim this? Did you read the article or did you internally respond before checking the source?

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    No. You read the headline, and react. Just the same as any other article. Then you see the community posted, laugh, and reply "ate the onion".

    See in the 90s, the whole point of the onion (the actual original paper distributed onion newsletter) was to grab peoples attention and fool them into thinking it's a real headline.

    Thats what happened here. I believed it was a legit headline. Thus, I ate the onion.

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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    People who thought this was real - don't feel bad, it's a reference to Florida's REAL "Don't Say Gay" law, enacted in 2023, that bans the word from public schools.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It's not as common now but I've met somebody who's first name is Gay.

    Who's that guy over there? Well that's Homosexual Smith; the heterosexual.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    Oof, they got me on that one.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thought it was real. Can't blame me though.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The Flinstones theme safe?

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  • [–] [S] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    That was addressed at the end of the article.

    At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.

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  • [+] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Oh, wait, that's The Onion.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lol I didn't notice this was the Onion at first and genuinely thought this was real.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Gay People Respond by Signing Bill to Remove Ron DeSantis

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Yes, they should replace them with the word 'homosexual' to be more modern 😉

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    He signed the bill because every time he hears the word 'gay', he thinks about shoving some D in his mouth. nom nom nom slurp slurp

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ok, I didn't read the Community title and thought it was real. Because I trust him to do something like this. Or at least try it.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Why are you giving him ideas?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    "Don we now, our happy apparial!"

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    Conservatives, you have fucked up, because I didn't even get surprised by this, it really just seemed like something you guys would do these days.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    What's even the point of celebrating if the yuletide isn't gay

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    yup I bit it

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    The Flintstones have entered the chat.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOULqadsJO8&t=16s edit: non-potato version

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How many Christmas songs are there that contain the word "gay"? I can't think of any?

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