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[–] 185 points 2 years ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

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  • [–] 95 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    This sucks. Implies he can only like a trans woman if he's bi and not if he's straight.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    What makes you think there's a trans girl involved? Could just be a femboy. Also, there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans girls.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I suppose that's possible, but the lack of clarity on that point still makes me uncomfortable. And there's nothing wrong with bi dudes liking trans women, obviously. I am a bi dude who happens to be dating multiple trans women.

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    Because the idea that a man attracted to trans women could not be straight is transphobic. Trans women are women and a man attracted to women can be straight regardless of whether they're trans or cis.

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    Nah. Even if it's hetero, it's probably not straight. Straightness is similar to whiteness; simply a term to say "you're normal and deserving of respect." It's a normal word, not simply a descriptive one.

    Dating a nonbinary person as a binary person is definitionally hetero, but hard to call straight. An agender person and a bigender person would totally be het, but totally not be straight. If it's not a relationship between 2 monogamous, cishet people assigned opposite sexes at birth, it's weird and unnatural.

    Bigots can literally gatekeep straightness from a cishet woman dating a cisbi man. It's like a tainting of her for being with a queer person, even if neither she nor the relationship is queer. It doesn't matter if they're monogamous for life; it's one drop of queerness poisoning their ability to be normal. They'd need to hide his true orientation.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So wait, are they a femboy and not a trans woman then?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think boils down to "similar optics, different gender identity", but I'm neither of these flavors so I really don't know. But for this joke, I think either works.

    Calling for assistance: we need a ruling here. Halp.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    i would say femboys are generally seen as not wanting to be female, just feminine. Same as how crossdressing doesn't make you trans, it just means you like crossdressing.

    a term sometimes used synonymously with femboy is tomgirl, as a mirror to tomboy, and you wouldn't start calling tomboys trans men would you? They're people who identify as female but present less femininely.

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    I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

    One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

    A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

    He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

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    [+] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What if the nuts are removed? 😥

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    all👏genitals👏are👏equally👏fantastic👏

    paid for by the pansexual gang

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    yeah I noticed that's why I'm hitting on you.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    Anyone else see Little Mac?

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    [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    I…

    Okay this works on at least two levels.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Nut a problem

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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