Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.

Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btw

So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.

I use this:

Except my stove top is electric.

I use LinuxMint by the way.

NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.

I do French Press, where does that put me?

Fedora would be a French Press.

Reliable, consistent, hard to screw up, broad information online on how to use one.

I prepare my coffee in a cup, and drink it with grounds. No milk, no sugar.

I am an embedded developer.

Sometimes when I'm too lazy to boil water, I leave coffee grounds with cold water in a cup overnight, the coffee is strong enough in the morning, and no need to wait for it to cool.

Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW

Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

Excuse me but I'm a Debian user and I'm not using the same system since 10 years.

More like 30 years.

My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.

I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...

I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.

Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.

Forgot cold brewers.

CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.

I normally enjoy engaging with this type of blatant stereotyping....but this? Treating Gentoo like it's a real thing people use irl?

Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?

Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?

Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.

My surface uses Fedora

And my computer uses EndeavourOS.

Yeah that checks out.

Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.