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[–] 193 points 2 years ago (5 children)

“I didn’t know she was Black until a number of years ago when she happened to turn Black and now she wants to be known as Black. So, I don’t know, is she Indian or is she Black?” Trump said while addressing the group’s annual convention.

What an utter waste of DNA. And that was only the start of all the racist shit he said.

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  • [–] [S] 152 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'm reminded of Jon Stewart the other day:

    Two races in one person‽ If these people ever saw a Pizza Hut-Taco Bell, they’d lose their minds!

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    I don't know, is Trump a flaming sack of shit or a racist liar?

    😱 Something can be two things at the same time??? Like a billionaire and a fraud??? Or a candidate and a felon???

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A thought:

    If Trump thinks that Kamala Harris should claim she's Indian because she has an Indian mother, then Barack Obama should claim he's white for the same reason.

    Too bad no one in the press will bring that up to him.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I never considered that!

    By that same logic, I have been rumored to have slept with all of my friends from high school and every gamer with whom I've interacted online

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I shoulda gone to your high school, apparently.

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    I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled.

    I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that!

    I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap.

    That's why you always smell so delicious!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack

    Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change.

    But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name.

    If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Translation:

    "Don't bother going out to vote for her, black people, she's not actually black."

    If she wins, black Americans will have saved our asses AGAIN.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Which is interesting considering the criticism they gave Biden for the "you ain't black" comment four years ago.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Well-deserved criticism. The sentiment of "You're voting against your best interests" was correct, but the phrasing was terrible.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This also feels like it's implying some transphobic stuff, while also trying to paint the dems as mentally ill. "They don't know what gender they are, now I guess they don't know what race they are either!"

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