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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I never considered that! By that same logic, I have been rumored to have slept with all of my friends from high school and every gamer with whom I've interacted online permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I shoulda gone to your high school, apparently. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We woulda been friends! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Let the rumors begin! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled. I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I shoulda gone to your high school, apparently. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We woulda been friends! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Let the rumors begin! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled. I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) We woulda been friends! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Let the rumors begin! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled. I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Let the rumors begin! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled. I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I heard that at Jessica's party, while everyone was playing 7 Minutes in Heaven, we were making out in her mom's car and that our mustaches got tangled. I also heard that we put gerbils in each other's butts, which is ridiculous since we only used hamsters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I keep my mustache far too short for them to have tangled. They'll have to do better than that! I do have to say that yours is nice and soft though. Do you condition it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) No conditioner! I just rarely bathe and am very messy with mayonnaise permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm going to start using mayonnaise treatments on my mustache, but I need a shower all the time. I guess I can get a mustache hairnet and line it with plastic wrap. That's why you always smell so delicious! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hairnet Mayonnaise Sack Look out Butthole Surfers, there's a new band willing to give Texans a bad name! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Joke all you like, I've got a band gig this weekend with some guys as strange as I am. The band name may change. But we're a bunch of middle aged rockers so I'm not sure we'll be out there giving the whole state a bad name. Probably just Spring. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Spring??? Don't worry, Spring doesn't need any of your help to give it a bad name. If Houston is Zac Efron, Spring is that intense stare he does in interviews that makes you wonder if he's high or contemplating murder permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) You ain't wrong, but the bars there are exactly my kind of fun. That's why we play there. It reminds me a lot of my ex, actually. Dirty, loud, a little dangerous, and open to the public. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Should've had a cover charge permalink fedilink source parent