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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you were crazy, I'd ask you how the first taze session went

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[–] Muscar@discuss.online 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ever seen that video of some girl using a tazer as a masturbatory device? It's a weird mix of hilarious, concerning and disturbing.

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I'm gay, and even I want to see that video... for science of course.

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[–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

spoiler

___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago*

For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends.

Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it.

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago

What. In the actual fuck?

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I have touched the pins on the original flash capacitor when it was half discharged, and I was scared it restarted my heart (it didn't).

With this one I'm even more terrified as it has about 4 times the capacity and voltage, so it would be an even more effective defibrillator.

Also the noise it makes is scary too. It takes a solid minute to charge, and as it does that you can hear a high pitched noise getting higher pitched as the voltage increases. When you finally discharge it, it sounds like a quiet gun shot with echo and everything.

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