▲ 404 ▼ Post your favorite doohickeys (incl. vehicles) (suppo.fi) submitted 2 years ago* by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works 148 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago (2 children) Idk i made this a while ago from parts I had laying around in my room. Let's say I'm terrified when I use it... permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) If you were crazy, I'd ask you how the first taze session went permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Muscar@discuss.online 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ever seen that video of some girl using a tazer as a masturbatory device? It's a weird mix of hilarious, concerning and disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm gay, and even I want to see that video... for science of course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) spoiler___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago I have touched the pins on the original flash capacitor when it was half discharged, and I was scared it restarted my heart (it didn't). With this one I'm even more terrified as it has about 4 times the capacity and voltage, so it would be an even more effective defibrillator. Also the noise it makes is scary too. It takes a solid minute to charge, and as it does that you can hear a high pitched noise getting higher pitched as the voltage increases. When you finally discharge it, it sounds like a quiet gun shot with echo and everything. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hubi@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago Username checks out permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (2 children) If you were crazy, I'd ask you how the first taze session went permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Muscar@discuss.online 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ever seen that video of some girl using a tazer as a masturbatory device? It's a weird mix of hilarious, concerning and disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm gay, and even I want to see that video... for science of course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) spoiler___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago I have touched the pins on the original flash capacitor when it was half discharged, and I was scared it restarted my heart (it didn't). With this one I'm even more terrified as it has about 4 times the capacity and voltage, so it would be an even more effective defibrillator. Also the noise it makes is scary too. It takes a solid minute to charge, and as it does that you can hear a high pitched noise getting higher pitched as the voltage increases. When you finally discharge it, it sounds like a quiet gun shot with echo and everything. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Muscar@discuss.online 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ever seen that video of some girl using a tazer as a masturbatory device? It's a weird mix of hilarious, concerning and disturbing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm gay, and even I want to see that video... for science of course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) spoiler___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm gay, and even I want to see that video... for science of course. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) spoiler___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) spoiler___ https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=382595192286296 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* For anyone curious they do make electroshock sex toys, dont use a fucking taser. Use something that isnt built as a weapon. And if ya really dont have the money get one of those fucking electric acupuncture thingies theyre great to harass your friends. Also I aint into electroshock I new a woman who was and would not shut up about her fucking sex toys. Ive arched enough batteries to know I want nothing to do with it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago What. In the actual fuck? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago I have touched the pins on the original flash capacitor when it was half discharged, and I was scared it restarted my heart (it didn't). With this one I'm even more terrified as it has about 4 times the capacity and voltage, so it would be an even more effective defibrillator. Also the noise it makes is scary too. It takes a solid minute to charge, and as it does that you can hear a high pitched noise getting higher pitched as the voltage increases. When you finally discharge it, it sounds like a quiet gun shot with echo and everything. permalink fedilink source parent