This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

Mariner: Why don't you use the Dyson dryer?

Boimler: Because they don't really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don't want to accidentally slice my hands off.

Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

Beat

They both start screaming