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[–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Disclaimer: "Minor ablation may occur."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

    Mariner: Why don't you use the Dyson dryer?

    Boimler: Because they don't really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don't want to accidentally slice my hands off.

    Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

    Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

    Beat

    They both start screaming

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