Cat starring out window: " LOOK HOOMAN THERES BIRDS!"

Cat runs to back door: "lemme out, lemme out, lemme out"

lets cat outside, car vrooms past 20 seconds later

Scaredy cat gets spooked by car: "Lemme in, lemme in, lemme in"

cat proceeds to explain what i assume is a tall tale of heroics, birds, and loud mechanical beasts he defended the hoomans from

Repeat above a few times a day.