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Sweet tea (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 14 points 3 years ago (1 child)

FUCKIN LIPTON

THAT'S NOT TEA

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  • [+] -7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    well it ain't no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    well it ain't no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

    Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

    [He throws cup at NutriMatic]

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

    ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

    ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

    NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

    ARTHUR: Oh shut up.

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