▲ 1949 ▼ Sweet tea (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 252 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back! [He throws cup at NutriMatic] NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends? ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink - NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?! NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy. ARTHUR: Oh shut up. permalink fedilink source parent