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Do what you love (startrek.website)
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[–] 92 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I would masturbate.

    This is how I answer most hypotheticals

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What if you woke up as your grandpa.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

    Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?

    Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

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  • [+] -18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Most woman are bi so I'm sure Taco Bell farts would help her realize that.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well we did try taco bell for the first time a few days ago and she was a fan...

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What are you, a space alien?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I live in one if the few places in the world that isn't America

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm not american either but you're the only one assuming that in this conversation.

    What do they not have Taco Bell in New Zealand?

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