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Explain bidets for me please. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?

It just seems so weird.

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[–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds.

No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one.

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