▲ 210 ▼ Explain bidets for me please. (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 2 years ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml 158 comments fedilink hide all child comments How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere? It just seems so weird.
[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) How does a bidet prevent the need for the poop knife? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago It doesn’t. I didn’t think anyone would get the reference. permalink fedilink source parent [–] foo@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago You all need fibre in your life permalink fedilink source parent [–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds. No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Enema mode permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago It doesn’t. I didn’t think anyone would get the reference. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] foo@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago You all need fibre in your life permalink fedilink source parent
[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well you see some bidets have a “TURBO” mode which shoots a bunch of water up your ass and softens your turds. No seriously. I’m not even joking about this one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Enema mode permalink fedilink source parent