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But we're the bad guys? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 157 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I've killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn't there to stop me.

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  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    God: Here's some plagues, floods, and famine. Now worship me.

    Satan: Anyone interested in some sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Satan is also pro masturbation. He's got my vote.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Me too. Since I have a free hand to vote with.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Satan: we don't torture people with thorns and nails here. That's the other guy's department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    @superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
    I'm going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
    I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
    I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”

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  • [+] -11 points 2 years ago* (2 children)
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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

    1200 years later, name_NULL's children were still at war with the children of name_NULL's enemies because they all deserved it. 🙄

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