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[–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Satan: we don't torture people with thorns and nails here. That's the other guy's department. Same for locusts, killing firstborn, you get the idea.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    @superduperenigma @SlopppyEngineer “I’m gonna drain the world dry
    I'm going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
    I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
    I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair, and teach them that the Gods are there to be feared, and everything you love will die, and everything you’re scared of will come true.”

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