▲ 792 ▼ Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev) submitted 2 years ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 95 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 97 points 2 years ago (5 children) "Fix" permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] obrenden@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (3 children) With 400 lines changed over 50 files permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev [S] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child) "updates" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago “feat: stuff” Guilty of this one myself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me. permalink fedilink source parent [–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) "Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) 'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) git commit -m $(date) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there's even a jira at that location/number 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* 'fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier' permalink fedilink source parent
[–] obrenden@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (3 children) With 400 lines changed over 50 files permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev [S] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child) "updates" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago “feat: stuff” Guilty of this one myself. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev [S] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child) "updates" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dukk@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago “feat: stuff” Guilty of this one myself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dukk@programming.dev 19 points 2 years ago “feat: stuff” Guilty of this one myself. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago I had a commit recently that was like 2000 lines changed over 6 files. Really should have been a smaller issue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 child) "Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago My butterfly was having a bad day so I can't be sure, sorry permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) 'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) git commit -m $(date) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 child) git commit -m $(date) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] akkajdh999@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered. Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there's even a jira at that location/number 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago* 'fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier' permalink fedilink source parent
