Is this why I can't just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back

Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.

That way the Christians really won't know what to think.

It's not a laughing matter. The world used to be He He He He He He He but soon there'll be no more He He He.

Because we don't have spaceships to go out into the universe to collect it, so all we have is what has been trapped in deposits underground.

and a lot of it has been wasted on stupid shit like party balloons, and the overwhelming majority of the population does not understand how critically important helium is to manufacturing and medicine.

@state_electrician @Dubious_Fart, the most abundant element in the universe, not renevable, is human stupidity

Don't cover the sex dolls in what amounts to thermite and you should be fine.

Some cathing fire would probably help sell it: those poor sinners didn't get in!

No, its literally lighter than air. it floats out into space, and it is not in a dense enough concentration where its possible to reharvest anyway.

No, there's not enough in the atmosphere