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[–] 137 points 3 years ago (9 children)

please use hydrogen and not helium if you do this.

Helium is a precious, essential, non-renewable resource that the world is actually running out of.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Now I'm just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Is this why I can't just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    That's something I find funny. The second most abundant element in the universe and we're running out of our supply.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Because we don't have spaceships to go out into the universe to collect it, so all we have is what has been trapped in deposits underground.

    and a lot of it has been wasted on stupid shit like party balloons, and the overwhelming majority of the population does not understand how critically important helium is to manufacturing and medicine.

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  • [+] 10 points 3 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (2 children)

    Fuck the ocean, everything in there is scary and dangerous, we should nuke the sharks. Mostly /s

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 59 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Given the type of people that we are targeting here I think that helium blow-up dolls are are a bit of a waste, especially considering the scale that we would need to perform this on to actually make it somewhat believable. Better would be to use hydrogen, its soo much cheaper than helium, has better lift, and is not a limited resource. Along with that a custom order of human shaped and roughly human colored (with painted on clothes patterns) balloons would work better. Likely a lot cheaper if done at larger scales, blow up dolls are made of tougher material than your average balloon. This would also allow for the pursuit of more sustainable materials given that we are just sort of releasing this stuff into the sky.

    There is also a matter of making it realistic. If we are limiting to maybe one city then its best to create some devices that automatically release them on timed schedules. load these up with a handful of people balloons each and let them release with increasing frequency throughout the day. Should be a bit more convincing and gets a bigger effect. For cleanup we already filled these guys with hydrogen, so why not just light them up. might make for a good effect and leave less waste to be examined, making it more difficult to prove that this is not a rapture event.

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    That bottom left picture is from the TV show "Six Feet Under." In the scene the helium filled blowup dolls get loos from the net holding them down. A woman sees the dolls flying by and assumes the rapture is happening. She runs out into the street yelling, "Take me Jesus!" And then gets hit by a car and dies.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Nono, use hydrogen and have ignitors on a timer or altitude switch.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    May god raputure them right into the power lines.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Ahhh, the ole Six Feet Under cold opening.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You need to weigh the feet down, but I'm willing to help. Cheap shoes and duct tape should do the trick

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Save the money and waste, just tape some coins to the bottoms of the feet. The bottom doesn’t have to be that much heavier.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You think coins are cheaper than stones?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (3 children)

    “Shoes” is a really funny spelling of “Stones”

    Edit: Got curious, and in my area there aren’t many rocks or stones, so you would have to buy them. They come in bulk between 2 and 3 inches in size at about a dollar a pound. For thirty pounds. Pennies take between 145 and 181 to make a pound depending on the materials of the penny. The pro to coins would be that you didn’t need to buy extra to maintain a precise weight per inflated sex doll, and they could be balanced easily on both feet for weight, where as with stones you would need to make sure you are well balanced for every doll and for every foot. Assuming you could instantly sort them all into evenly weighed piles you would still likely have stones left over, either as excess, or as outliers in our balancing that would be difficult for you to sell or get any other utility from.

    In that case, yes, it’s cheaper to use coins because of the time sink and wastage that bulk stones would create, assuming an endless field of stones, the time spent sorting them into sizes and balancing them would cost more in labor than the pennies lost is worth.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    It my mom saw that she would lose her shit.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    And go out in the middle of the night before and leave piles of clothes all over town

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Omg, I'm dying at this image

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